fonders:

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

cyndecisive:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.

— Daniel Franzese (via wordsthat-speak)

bisonasaurus:

Extract from Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett!

Can’t wait!

Posted on October 3, 2013

Reblogged from: Bisonasaurus

Notes: 60 notes

kellyangel:

Pretty dresses for everyone!
Everyone. 

Just switch the gender pronouns 

Just switch the gender pronouns 

twistedlildoodles:

The caffeine cycle.

yes please, i needs pennies

lesbowie:

All my dreams are sexual.

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